Asked someone to marry you? Innocent. that is if Soumitra Chattopadhay,Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman, Robert Downie Jr., Arvind Swami, SRK in DDLJ,Amitabh Bacchan in Deewar…<insert a million other names>..in photos or on screen don’t count.
Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Guilty. We Indians don’t discriminate between a kiss and a peck. There’s even a single name for it-“chumu”/”chumma” (considering in Hindi and Bengali that it 🙂 )
Danced on a table in a bar? Na re bhai! Eto drunk o hoye jaina! (no brother! Never been this drunk)
Ever told a lie? Guilty. what did you think?
Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Read answer to question 1 and bear with my neurosis.
Kissed a picture? Guilty. of course. Last time I saw Christian Bale on screen, my hormones went more than a little haywire. 😀
Slept in until 5 PM? yes. duh!
Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty.
Held a snake? Innocent. Have tried to make friends with one,I’ve been told. no go spin a tale around this.
Been suspended from school? Innocent. from a particular period? guilty. several times.
Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent.
Stolen from a store? Innocent. Have contemplated though.
Been fired from a job? Innocent. Guilty. if tutions count.
Done something you regret? Guilty.AMi ki nyaka angel naki?? (Am I an angel?nyaka=sissy in a very very derogatory tone. )
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Guilty. eewk.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Guilty. Yumthang. Katao. Sikkim. 2005.
Kissed in the rain? Innocent. I am generally found in a state of extreme disarray,managing umbrella,bags,hair,muttering curses, getting splashed and looking ready to cry at the slightest provocation.
Sat on a roof top? Guilty. Ki inane!
Sang in the shower? Guilty. I always do.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Innocent.
Shaved your head? Innocent! Whew!
Had a boxing membership? dorkar poreni. (There was no need). To pay for it. My brother served as my favorite punchbag and I had returned the favor generously.
Made a girlfriend cry? Guilty.
Been in a band? Innocent. I can’t sing for nuts okay?
Shot a gun? Guilty
Donated Blood? Innocent.
Eaten alligator meat? Innocent. yuck!
Eaten cheesecake? Guilty. I am tired of duh-ing.
Still love someone you shouldn’t? Of course not.
Have/had a tattoo? Innocent. Btw, do the tattoos that used to come free with Bubble Count? Then a million times guilty.and a big DUH.
Been too honest? Guilty.
Ruined a surprise? Guilty.
Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterward? Guilty. Gluttony is a part of my identity.
Erased someone in your friends list? Hann re bhai! guilty.
Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Guilty. I loved wearing my dad’s shirts.
Joined a pageant? Innocent. Remember, gluttony is my other name?
Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty. I suppose. *blush*
Had communication with your ex? Guilty.
Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Innocent. I am usually too hyper anyway.
Got totally angry that you cried so hard? Innocent. I never cry when I am angry. I go destructive and really really mean. bhoy peyona bhoy peyona tomay ami marbo na! (I suck at translations and this last line is from a poem by Sukumar Ray. I can’t dare translate.I rest my case)
Sorry if the post name looks like an optical illusion test. Go figure it out and win extra brownie points!